I BLAME WALMART!!!!
I was off this weekend so I went to my favorite store. Walmart. And I was surprised to find a pair of hair clippers on sale for $7.97. So being the sales hound I am I purchased them. I said this barbering thing can't be too hard. So I proceeded to cut my own hair. By the time I was done I realized I had no business even thinking about picking up a pair of clippers. You could've called me "patches." My head came out just horrible. I ended up having to go to a catholic priest to have my hair exorcised costing me even more money. So, in the end I blamed Walmart. They should never sell clippers to civilians like myself. Because in the end all you do is butcher yourself. I had to spend my days off under a baseball camp until the professional barber opened on Tuesday. Luckily I was off from work...
Isiah:
ReplyDeleteMan go on a sport the bald look
Isiah was Wild Turkey involved with that haircut?
ReplyDeleteNow that's funny! Gotta admire a man who will admit to doing something like that. :-)
ReplyDeletehilarious. love someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously. if only more people would lighten up!!
ReplyDeleteAs El Presidente would say "Isiah I love you" sorry for the jacked up haircut. I hope it's not so embarassing for you now.
ReplyDeleteJ.
Reason #1 for not buying hair clippers at Walmart. A good friend of mine started giving himself haircuts to save money and because he actually thinks a buzz cut looks good. He broke his clippers and bought a brand new set at Walmart, they had the cheapest price. He gets home, opens the box and whoah- there is hair all over the blades!!! yuck, I guess it wasn't so new.
ReplyDeleteReason #2 for not buying hair clippers at Wal mart-
Isiah can tell you!
BTW the short cut looks good Isiah. Always remember that Walmart is for lepers.
MF
OH MY GOD ISIAH......I CAN'T EVEN COMMENT ON THIS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT. I'M LAUGHING BECAUSE I TRIED TO CUT KEVIN'S HAIR AND I THOUGHT I HAD IT DOWN PACK, UNTIL ONE DAY THE BLADES WERE OBVIOUSLY OUT OF WHACK AND HE WANTED HIS AFRO CUT DOWN AND OOOOOOH MY....HE HAD TOTAL CHAOS GOIN ON. HE ASKED IF HE COULD STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL, OFCOURSE I SAID "NO". ONE KID JOKINGLY ASKED HIM IN THIS BIG BALL OF LAUGHTER DANG, KEVIN WHO CUT YOUR HAIR YOUR MOMS? HE SAID HE LOOKED AT HIM IN A SERIOUS FACE AND TOLD HIM "YEAH" BRO. HIS FRIEND TOLD HIM, AWWW BRO SHE GOT YOU. SO NOW THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT WHO WILL CUT KEVIN OR BRANDON'S HAIR... A PROFESSIONAL.
ReplyDeleteIsiah,
ReplyDeletePlease don't listen to the gentleman who says Wal-Mart is for lepers. He's never been to Carville, LA so he has no clue.
- Soon to be Mrs. MF