WARNING: INSITE FORCED TO WRITE SHAMELESS POST ABOUT ALLEGED OVERPAID REPORTERS!
After reading a local newspaper writers commentary about OVERPAID local reporters out in the rain with no umbrellas I had a big question. Did The Insite have an umbrella during the down pour on Monday. So I went out to my Lincoln Navigator and just along side the Louis Vuitton and Gucci ties thrown on the back seat near the Ralph Lauren Shirt I have yet to open I found my Mercedes Benz umbrella. No need for the fundraiser I found mine.
Here's a portion of that article:
All day Monday, I watched reporters standing in the open, getting drenched. It broke my heart to watch them suffer needlessly like this. Won't you please donate your spare umbrellas or money so these overpaid TV reporters won't have to endure the hair-root damage and public humiliation that moisture wreaks on expensive coiffures? Of course, if you donate a big golf umbrella, that would be best, but we'll take even small travel umbrellas from the dollar store. Even a cardboard box would help. Please send your spare umbrellas to Keep Stephen Dean Dry, care of KWET, Houston, Texas. And I say this every time it rains, but nothing is funnier than TV reporters telling viewers how dangerous it is to stand in water ... while they're standing in water. It's a classic bit of American comedy.
Ike,
ReplyDeleteyou are overpaid. Donate that stuff to Star of Hope. You could feed a family with the vulgar display of materialism.
Hey Ike, did you really have to name drop all those name brands. I mean it's great that you got it like that, but a little modesty goes a long way. It's been my experience that those who have it don't have to flaunt it. So, what are you overcompensating for???
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ReplyDeleteyou're tacky and you missed the whole point. He's being sarcastic because of the hoffman article. Read the whole damn post why don't you dummy.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you just put your pay stub up. I agree with the previous posters this is pretty tacky. I get the point you're trying to make but do you have to flaunt what others don't have. It's in poor taste. You should've just ignored Hoffman. He's a certified, bonified, hatter, nutt.
ReplyDeleteTo all the fools who decided to take the name brand calling seriously; don't get mad because y'all don't have it. If y'all had a little more modesty, you wouldn't call people names. Sorry I had to stoop down to y'all level dummies.
ReplyDeleteJailyn, you don't know what any of these folk have. The point is that it is tacky to drop names. And is all the name calling necessary? We all have opinions and we can voice them without degrading one another. For the person who decided to call everyone a dummy, you need to check yourself. Are you doing Isiah? You sure took that post personally. By the way, I got the sarcasm of the story, just no need for the name brand dropping. Blessings, you sure need it. Have a great day!!
ReplyDeleteI hope this is some shit that you keep in the Navi cause those shirts would look nice under the 2 coats I got from your ass the last time. By the way those bananas and grapes from that fruit basket didn't set well with my stomach. Man you owe me $20 for my co-pay. I'm willing to settle out of court so instead I'll take the worned out Gucci tie..
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ReplyDeleteI see you shopping off of MLK all the time man on sat and sun..stop fronting
I remember the days Ike walked around as Dr Death with the all black...Yeah it is amazing how your wardrobe change once you start making big bucks
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